Greatest Battle Ever, Or Greatest Battle Ever?!

The Clouds had rolled in on Paris and it began to rain very heavy and the winds to blow even harder. The trees were swaying about voilently due to the storms and the rats and birds and all the other animals were taking refuge from the storm that is happening. One could almost tell that something exciting was going to happen. There atop the Eiffel tower stood a man or rather an Apoktaliptian named Psyga one of the universes most powerful beings who's power rivaled that of Darkseid. Psyga has a white mask on his face, and is covered in bandages and a hooded cloak.

"Trash all of them...So easily could I take them away from their suffering, all I have to do is will it. But alas I think I shall fun with these flimsy creatures..."

He let the rain fall on his body as he spread his arms out and jumped down to ground level from the Eiffel tower creating a six foot crater when he landed. When landed a large puff of smoke rose around the area. The people who were at the base of the tower ran over to see what the commotion was all about, the next thing they saw were two red dots in the cloud of smoke and a red line going to one of the people there effectively killing. People started screaming and running around someone called the police and Psyga walked out the crater as soon as the police arrived yelling at him.

<"Stay where you are! Do'nt move or we will shoot!"> Translated from French.

Psyga just laughed as he erased one of the cops from the face of existence and completely breaking down one of the cops into nothing but goo. He just laughed manically as he walked around killing the people that were whether they are men, women, children, elderly or the mentally and physically challenged. He walked until he had reached the palace where he was surrounded by the army and police officers all of them yelling at him and firing their weapons, to which did no damage to him. He just looked at them and said to them in french.

"All of you have no idea with whom you are dealing with. I will kill you all simply because I can."

Landon had been enjoying his little stay in Paris, sure he sorta hated the people but he was here on work and it was an easy job. He was welding the pipe systems on the water works near the pointless Eiffel Tower. He had just finished his session for the day when he noticed a rather large male figure gliding around the area. At first he assumed it was a hero and he almost considered making himself known but then he watched as the ma evaporated a cop. He balked in horror as the thing went on a rampage erasing people from this plane in seconds, Landon pulled himself from the water and removed his dive tank. "Boy let me out now!" the powerful voice echoed inside his head.

"Well you idiot I planned on it!" He thought back as he let the energy of the god inside him, the water around him swirled as if a wind were blowing, the swirling water traveling toward Landon, going up his body. He felt the cool rush of the water inside his veins as he handed control over to Poseidon. His body changing radically in seconds. Growing eight inches as his body became rock hard and well defined, muscles busting out of muscles almost! His weight shifting to a dense one ton or two thousand pounds. His brown beard hanging close to his face as his bright blue eyes flashed from in the water. A cyan blue tunic sliding over his body with flat blue leggings covering his lower half. He looked like a theater dancer mixed with a body builder.

" HEY YOU! BIG BOY! I WANT SOME OF THAT ACTION!" Poseidon yelled, "Damnit that makes us sound gay" Landon said in Poseidon's head. Poseidon not listening as he stomped his right foot forward, the ground cracking and creating a large fissure as it rushed forward. The fissure stopping under the man as a gout of highly pressurized water shot upward from it, this water pressurized enough to cut through Poseidon's super dense and durable skin if it connected, he knew the demon bastard would have around the same toughness as him.

As he was continuously killing kill the French, he heard a booming saying that he also wanted a piece of Psyga. He laughed a little at the comment since it made him seem gay, and proceeded to create two creatures standing at about 6ft tall and very muscular. Psyga motioned them to attack the person whom he figured was a meta-human or maybe something more, perhaps a god maybe and that's when Psyga got hit by the the mans little water sprout, which ended up cutting him a few places around his body and caused him to bleed a little bit. He looked over to man and said.

"That hurt so good. Now its my turn."

Psygas hands began to glow and sent forth a blast from each hand towards the person he also made sure to use enough power to cause the same damage to the man that was standing in front of him. As soon as he had fired the blasts from his hand Psyga flew to the eiffel tower and broke the pole with the french flag and threw it at the man that was standing at ground with great force enough to pierce a diamond.

"I hate this country and their flag, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT SNAILS AND FROGS DAMNIT ZEUS, DAMNIT, POSEIDON AND DAMN IT HADES"

ooc: written by William in collaboration with langdon, so srry for very short post, just want the action to get started

"water is supposed to clean wounds, but now it'll enhance!" Poseidon roared as he felt the water that had rushed over the demon, some of it even getting in his cuts pushing deeper in, getting into his blood stream. He threw out his left hand as the water on the things skin began to crush inward. Poseidon having changed it down to an atomic level, reforming it to his whim. It becoming insanely dense. Hardening in fact so that the thin layer over the demons body was enough to render it immobile if he didn't do something.

[ooc I figured I could destroy the created creatures in one post since they were in a since an attack and this is the counter]
He had just enough time to whip his trident out and spear the one creature through the eye as the other was upon him. He smiled vigorously as his right elbow went out to crush its skull. He saw two energy orbs rocketing at him and he deiced to use the twins here as meat shields, lobbing one at each orb with a deep chuckle. Those two now being dealt with he had just enough time to watch Psyga hurl a flag pole at him. He watched it fly through the air as he stood his ground, pivoting to the right side at the last second. His free hand going out grabbing the shaft as he spun around making sure the thing lost no momentum, hurling it back at the demon with the same speed.

" Impressive show of strength, why don't you come down here so we can wrestle around a bit boy?! Poseidon roared as Landon faced palmed himself in his mind with how gay Poseidon now appeared.

"Sir? Are you hitting on me? If you are you will be disapointed to know that I do not like men...or female...pretty much anything."

Psyga stood there as a few more bullets came flying to him only to be turned into goo. He then felt something in his on a molecular level detecting what would be water. He thought that it was quite interesting that this man was able to do such a feat. He then concentrated his Alpha Wave ability and nullfied it. He cracked his knuckles as he reached down and picked up the Eiffel tower, and began to fly up dragging it with him. He flew high enough to make sure that the tower wasn't touching the ground. Psyga swung up the tower over his shoulder and threw it towards the louvre museum shouting.

"This is why you people can`t have nice things, and that your country is filled with pansys like the guy down there hitting on me! Also the name is Psyga."

Psyga flew down and created a hundred shadowy 'wolves' which began attacking the citivens who were running and hiding. All around them were destroyed buildings and fires and dead bodies. He smiled at his work and destruction. He was a bringer of Chaos and if there was something that he would be remembered for it would be just that.

[ooc:posted from my phone]

Poseidon chortled lightly as the demon man spoke, his words clipped off as the pole smashed into his chest, it shattering sending him flying. He lifted up off of the ground, his muscular frame flying into the air. His arms crossed with water swirling around him as he rose. He watched the demonic man rocket through the air at break neck speeds. Wondering where he would land and how big of a explosion.

He saw the crumpled tower fall back to the ground harmlessly, a cloud of dust going everywhere as the long neck bent a bit and metal shards fell to the pavement below. He saw the wolves running rampant through the city and a ingenious idea hit him. His right hand coming outward as the ground itself opened up, sewer pipes rising upward as highly pressurized water shot out. It all being highly dirty with human waste. The water lowing through out the city spear wolves where ever it came in contact with them but leaving the human life forms alone. As well as putting out the flames, the feted water letting out a disgusting smell as it collided with the flame. This beautiful city really did smell horrible as the myth went. Poseidon floated from his lofty position as he waited for the man to return fire.

"Taste the pole boy!" Poseidon roared as Landen bashed his head against a wall in their shared mind.